The following was a letter found
at a certain sing-along bar in Manila some years back;
and has been preserved in its original, unedited form.

Enjoy reading...
and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.

Pls. read with feelings...


October 1996

To Marjie,

I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why?
What reason you can think about but you're very fat body.
I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy
but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared
or stomached to be with you anymore because at first,
Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad)
and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.

And then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family
and then asking you to exercise you're very very,very fat body but you hate it.
Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about.
What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?


Even you are beautiful face (to your think)
you do not have the right to called me
whatsoever or else different name one time or the other
for the real purposed to insults my personality
because I'm never call you names
either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis,
but if you start already to calling me different name,
I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to.
Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.
Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.

You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me
because I am the more sexier than you
when you look to us in the mirror.
I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.


Love,
THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.


P.S.
You say that I'm the bad breathe
but who is Dennis want to kissed.
Me or you?
You or me?
And the final is me.
There you go!